Halloween
In honor of Halloween, here is yet another traditional scarrrrry story!
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>A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......
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>BUMP... behind him.
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>Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright
>coffin banging its way down the middle of the street
>toward him.
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>Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing
>quickly behind him
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>faster...
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>faster...
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>He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
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>However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
>clapping
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>on the heels of the terrified man....
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>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
>pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
>sobbing gasps.
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>With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door, bumping and
>clapping toward him.
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>The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand
>comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
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>Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition.
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>the coffin stops
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