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    Default Blondes and cars

    So yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

    We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a
    seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It has always been there."

    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

    He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."







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    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... lol... nice one

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    he he he funny

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    ahhhhahahahahahahaha!

    Brilliant
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    like it a lot

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    heard it! still funny though!

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    makes me laugh every time I see it..

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    nice one very typical

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    hahahaha, nice one :

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