been meaning to post this for ages but kept for getting, doh

mate went into the opticians the other morning, awaiting an eye examination, so he goes in the waiting room, he's bout 10mins early so he plonks his arse down on a seat and waits, couple of mins later the dr. (or what ever u call them lol) comes over and says to him, "sir, your going to have to stop masterbating..", mate says, "what for?, is it damaging my eye sight ???", dr. says "no your scaring the patiants".

hehe