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    Default Inland Revenue

    A man has spent many days crossing the Sahara without
    water. His Trusty
    horse and camel, both long since died of thirst. Drier
    than a Californian
    raisin, he is on all fours crawling through the sands
    certain that he has
    breathed his last.
    All of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the
    sand 2 yards Ahead of
    him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
    sand, and discovers what
    looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out
    pops a genie but this is
    no ordinary genie. He is dull looking character,
    wearing an Inland Revenue
    ID badge and a naff grey suit. There's a calculator in
    his pocket, and a
    pencil tucked behind one ear.
    Well, kid," says the monotone genie. "You know how it
    works. You have three
    wishes." I'm not falling for that old chestnut!," says
    the weary man. "I'm
    not going to trust a tax inspector!"
    What do you have to lose? You've got no
    transportation, and it Looks like
    you're a goner anyway!" Sighing, the man thinks about
    This for a minute,
    and
    decides that the dull genie is right.
    Ok, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
    and drink".
    * * * P O O F * * * * *
    The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he
    has ever seen and he
    is
    surrounded with carafes of vino superiore and platters
    of M&S delicacies.
    "Ok sir, what's your second wish?"
    "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
    dreams."
    * * * P O O F * * * * *
    The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
    filled with rare gold
    coins, precious gems and a cheque which would keep the
    Beckhams for life.
    Very well sir, you have just one more wish. Better
    make it a good one!"
    After thinking for a few minutes, the man says:----"I
    wish that no matter
    where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
    * * * * P O O F * * * * *
    He is turned into a tampon.
    And the moral of the story ?...............
    If the Inland Revenue offers you ANYTHING, there must
    be a string attached.

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    lmfao very good and true

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