Inland Revenue
A man has spent many days crossing the Sahara without
water. His Trusty
horse and camel, both long since died of thirst. Drier
than a Californian
raisin, he is on all fours crawling through the sands
certain that he has
breathed his last.
All of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the
sand 2 yards Ahead of
him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out
pops a genie but this is
no ordinary genie. He is dull looking character,
wearing an Inland Revenue
ID badge and a naff grey suit. There's a calculator in
his pocket, and a
pencil tucked behind one ear.
Well, kid," says the monotone genie. "You know how it
works. You have three
wishes." I'm not falling for that old chestnut!," says
the weary man. "I'm
not going to trust a tax inspector!"
What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it Looks like
you're a goner anyway!" Sighing, the man thinks about
This for a minute,
and
decides that the dull genie is right.
Ok, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food
and drink".
* * * P O O F * * * * *
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he
has ever seen and he
is
surrounded with carafes of vino superiore and platters
of M&S delicacies.
"Ok sir, what's your second wish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
dreams."
* * * P O O F * * * * *
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
filled with rare gold
coins, precious gems and a cheque which would keep the
Beckhams for life.
Very well sir, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says:----"I
wish that no matter
where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
* * * * P O O F * * * * *
He is turned into a tampon.
And the moral of the story ?...............
If the Inland Revenue offers you ANYTHING, there must
be a string attached.
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