One night a prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 5 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. Quickly, silent and firmly he gets the guy out of bed, and ties him up on a chair, then he ties up the woman to the bed. Longingly he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck.
My darling ,in a minute he may come back and want to have sex, please don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, no matter what he asks, no matter how depraved or disgusting just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Think of our relationship, how much we mean to each other, I’ll be right here for you, Be strong, honey. And remember. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. And remember I love you too..."