Be HONEST!! - What **actual Value** do birds add?

[scruff]

This prompted by me playing a CD on the PC (speaker) and being asked to "turn it down" Didn't even have the speakers hooked up!!!!!

She lives with me. I pay for everything. I've got a couple of grands worth of kit in the front room that I can't use because she is always in there watching eastender or some shit.

I had this shit when I lived at home 20 years ago.

WTF are birds useful for?

Comment invited. Take the piss if you want (might cheer me up)

Regards Scruff,

[urbsy]

Totaly get where your coming from dude . Miss urbs is just the same . Lives in a lovely house , rent and bill free , drives a new car and wants for nothing .
I can never watch what i want on tv , i have to watch my programmes upstairs in front of the pc , and if i should ever make one scrap of mess , heaven forbid ! .
I think most women are like that m8 , I wouldnt change mine for anything though . She is perfect (some of the time!)
Very usefull for cleaning and cooking the dinner etc.....lol

urbs

[beekae]

"I wouldnt change mine for anything though . She is perfect..."

I take it she vets your posts too...:

[urbsy]

too right m8 ! lol

Urbs

[Roty]

WTF are birds useful for?

Have u ever been told about the birds and the bees m8, their use is a man juice holder.

[Gel]

Good for company - that's about it. If you get a good one like mine she works 50 hours a week ( I work more I might add ). She pays her own way, tells me she loves me all the time ( It pays if you say the same too ).

She gets stroppy like all women do but I have a seperate computer room so I can do what the fcuk I like!

[molacka]

Mine works behind the bar on a weekend - say no more

[CzarJunkie]

I've yet to find a bird that matches up to my dvd setup, quite frankly I'd rather watch some dirty porn and have a good hand shandy than have sex (which is obviously better, but at a price) and put up wth all the baggage that comes with it.

I'm a single bloke and I intend to stay that way for as long as possible, and I throughily enjoy w@nking to boot.

[chipbuttyman]

Originally posted by CzarJunkie
I'm a single bloke and I intend to stay that way for as long as possible, and I throughily enjoy w@nking to boot.

Me too. My right hand never complains about loud music, pizza boxes on the floor, too much porn, farts etc
although if any ladies think they can cope with my foibles I am willing to give them a test run ( about 3 days bacon sarnies for brekkie chip butties for tea. Burn either and your out on your arse)

[slain]

A dry, rough hand can never match a ladies warm, moist and smooth sprog-trap.

[CzarJunkie]

Originally posted by slain
A dry, rough hand can never match a ladies warm, moist and smooth sprog-trap.

I can do you 3 tubs of Astro-Glide 2000 for the price of 2, or get yourself a fleshlight, I've got the asre model with an extra tight insert.

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[o_thanos]

Originally posted by CzarJunkie
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[Bez625]

hey dont knock him, i know exactly where steves coming from, although personally i find its simply a gud way to avoid gettin handcramp,

-Bez