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    Default 2 lobsters

    Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The lady lobster
    suggested that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice cream
    each. Having purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made
    his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice
    cream.

    By the time he has finished the ice cream he realized that his
    lady friend's ice cream had started to melt all down his claw,
    so he licked it up and ended up eating it.

    When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend
    exclaimed, "Where are the ice creams?"

    "Well" he said. "I decided to eat mine. Then yours melted, so
    I ate that too."

    His lady friend was incensed and cried,



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    "You shellfish b*ST*RD!"


    :signs: ok made me laugh anyway
    Last edited by shadygeezer; 5th November 2002 at 10:10 PM.
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    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    god... didnt see that comin a mile off lol

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    come on thats bad

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    ha!

    Thats so bad I'm going to tell all my mateS!

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