Glasgow Banter
Q. If you see a Glaswegian on a bicycle,why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It's probably your bicycle
Q. What do you call a Glaswegian in a suit?
A. The accused
Q. Why does the River Clyde run through Glasgow?
A. Because if it walked it would be mugged
Q. What do you call a Glaswegian in a three-bedroom semi?
A. A burglar
Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Glasgow?
A. Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Q. What do you say to a Glaswegian in a uniform?
A. Big Mac & Fries, please
Q. What's the first question at a Glasgow pub quiz?
A. What are you looking at?
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