Looking for Asian ass

[cronus71]

By JAMIE PYATT
Published: Today



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A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey - and was bombarded with hard-core porn.

Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: "Wild asian ass."
The great-grandad typed "asian ass" into Yahoo's search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.
Wild asian ass ... aka equus hemionus onagerJean-Paul Ferrero / ardea.com


But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see".
Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."
After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to "donkey sanctuaries".
It was "onager" - sometimes known as "Wild Ass Asian" and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.

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[Mickey]

What a DUMB CNUT.

should have asked LEO

GET A BLOODY LIFE
Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."

[cronus71]

Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."

Me neither, I was truly shocked when I came across something similar when I was looking for African teen girls playing with giant dildos.

[evilsatan]

Now he knows that kind of stuff exists he will probably make full use of the web.

[Kushty]

Probably a made up story. I mean how would a Sun journalist find this out, surely the old man didn't ring up to complain about the internet? Actually, maybe that's not too far-fetched.

[Owl]

Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken.

Shaken as in shocked OR shaken as in shaken his knuckles round his nob

[super mike]

Now he knows that kind of stuff exists he will probably make full use of the web.

After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack...

Sounds like he did there and then, got himself all a fluster, finished himself off and then carried on like for 'onager'. Shame he didn't search for Onanist.

Reckon 'variations' would have included phrases like 'wild donkey show'?

[{{909}}]

yeah i bet the shock was the rumbling in his underpants he hasn't felt for 30 years, old fucker should be thanking US for putting that porn there for him to 'find'.

[Over Carl]

HAVE you had a rude awakening while searching on the web? Call The Sun on 020 778 24100, text 63000 or email

Shame bashers aren't common these days

Edit: I must be wankered - just noticed it's n 0207 number.

We shoould have a df competition for the most outrageous bullshit story we can get a sun writer to publish