I got caught yesterday knocking one out whilst sniffing my best mate's sister's knickers. Wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. My mate went fucking ballistics. It made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.
I got caught yesterday knocking one out whilst sniffing my best mate's sister's knickers. Wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. My mate went fucking ballistics. It made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.
Filthy cunt though I am sure I have already heard this.
lol
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
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