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    Did you know that A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief...

    Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed ..



    just heard michael flatley is off to pakistan to teach them how to riverdance,,,


    i thought travelling through pakistan would be difficult but i sailed through it.....
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    Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
    the same thing?

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    Todays GCSE results for UK have been the best on record with so many A grade passes.
    Reports are in though that Pakistan have had their worst with many below C level.

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    TIM-MAY!!!

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    Some say that he flooded Pakistan after a Pakistani sprayed him with a hose pipe.
    All we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Earthquakes,War,Floods
    Pakistan sounds like a terrible place to live. Makes you wonder why they don't all move to another country.

    England should select Jesus for the next test against Pakistan.

    He could walk all over them.




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    BBC News: Dragons' Den star James Caan has called for people to donate more aid for the victims of Pakistan's floods.

    An interesting pitch, James, but I'm not sure I'm ever going to see a return on my investment, so I wish you the best of luck with it, but... I'm OUT.


    After Watching the Pakistan appeal on TV, my girlfriend said if i promised to pledge £2 she'd give me a blow job

    I got my blow job,,.. and a nice shiny polished £2 coin to boot.

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    that country is so corrupt i sometimes wish kim jong-il was in charge.
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    The american round the world yacht team were devastated last night when near the finish line they were overtaken by 14 pakistani's on a garage door!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the.insane View Post
    that country is so corrupt i sometimes wish kim jong-il was in charge.
    that country? dont you mean this country? we've had 2 sucessive pm's that didnt win an election! its not funny but it is a joke

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    The landlord of a pakistan pub said "business is picking up again after the floods a few of my locals have started slowly drifting in"

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