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    Default Genius or Religious Nut?

    I'm not quite sure whether to laugh at this guys satirical genius or weep for the amount of gays' lives this nut is trying to destroy. It's a very digestible site so you should all check it out and let me know your own thoughts.

    Here's a short extract

    One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.


    There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
    We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
    We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
    http://www.lovegodsway.org/
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    All the safe bands are shit. Sign me up as a gay.

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    Its got to be a wind up? watch his music vid or look at the anti fag sweets hes selling
    Last edited by MoNkFiSh; 31st October 2010 at 11:36 AM.

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    Default Re: Genius or Religious Nut?

    I groved to The Pet Shop Boys and Frankie goes to HollyWood when i was younger

    Does this make me a gay?

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    Default Re: Genius or Religious Nut?

    I vaguely remember a Louis Theroux documentary covering this sort of thing.

    So do they plan on making the child breath in the toxic fumes from the burning CDs? How do you replicate that with iTunes? I'd happily burn any Elton John CDs though. Not because of his sexuality but for the fact that he's such an arse licker (in the metaphorical sense)
    'Punctuality, regularity, discipline, industry, thoroughness, are a set of 'slave' virtues.' G. D. H. Cole

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    Default Re: Genius or Religious Nut?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey View Post
    I groved to The Pet Shop Boys and Frankie goes to HollyWood when i was younger

    Does this make me a gay?
    No. Taking cocks up your arse makes you gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDG View Post
    No. Taking cocks up your arse makes you gay.
    Unless you are a bird.
    Cheers - Coin-Op


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    then your a slapper
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    Default Re: Genius or Religious Nut?

    So if you listen to ANY recent Pop music your a condemned Homosexual.
    I should get my back doors bashed in loads any time soon then!!

    Blondie/Cyndi Lauper FFS! Their not Gay Icons are they... Tut.

    Preaching shit again - Typical God Fearing America


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    Quote Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
    Preaching shit again - Typical God Fearing America
    I take it you didn't read the preceeding post

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