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    NSFW Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    NSFW because some of you tarts might find pics disturbing


    This is the terrifying moment a woman was attacked by a polar bear after jumping into its zoo enclosure.
    The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears' feeding time yesterday.

    Despite six zookeepers' efforts to distract the four predators kept in the enclosure, the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs.





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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    The movie on youtube was deemed un"bear"able to watch and has been removed unfortunatly.
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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Daft bint. Did she think the fuzzy wuzzy Polar bears were going to offer her a bottle of fucking Coke?

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    feck me thats scary shit!

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Fucking retard. What did she expect?

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Why would you do this?

    Also on the website one of the pics looks like she has lost a leg
    Last edited by ant3b; 3rd September 2010 at 11:12 AM.

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure



    Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
    the same thing?

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Silly Fucker should have had her head ripped off, That's a dangerously stupid thing to do for a glacier mint ffs


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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    What's up with the fucking idiots trying to save her. Don't fuck with natural selection.

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Please include the correct tags on your postings in this section. I have set this to World News Humorous.


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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Quote Originally Posted by ant3b View Post
    one of the pics looks like she has lost a leg
    yep, sure does... right trouser leg looks empty from around the knee down.




    Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
    the same thing?

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Quote Originally Posted by wakadoo View Post
    yep, sure does... right trouser leg looks empty from around the knee down.


    In the vid she looks like shes got both when they pull her out

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    serves the fat bitch right.... she gets whats coming to her.

    the keepers tried to distract the bears with meat?? enough on that fat cow to distract them for a while. i would have just left her there... as someone else said above... Don't fuck with natural selection.

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    I must be sick, I was watching that thinking I hope her t-shirt comes off
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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Entertainment Gold Standard both with the stupid bint and the comments in this thread

    She obviously thought she weas getting close to this:



    ...and got this instead


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    Yeah, this happened over a year ago. She's old meat.

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Reminds me of the story of the polar bear chasing a dude around his truck. The first pic is priceless

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...olar-bear.html

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I must be sick, I was watching that thinking I hope her t-shirt comes off

    i felt a twitch when i saw the picture in a wet tshirt, the one which shows the shape of her tits
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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    Serves her right...

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    Default Re: Woman Jumps into Polar Bear enclosure

    I fucking love polar bears! But the key word is BEAR!


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