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    Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other ans says
    "I fucked your mum last night, we did everything. I fucked her doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl. Then i licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock and i spunked all over her face."

    The other guy puts down his pint and says

    "Lets go home dad, i think you've had enough"




    i know , i know you've prob heard it but its one of my faves

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    well, made me laugh pal

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    as long as someone liked it then im happy

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    Very Good

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    lol
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeySputum View Post
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    didnt know about the + sign inbetween words for the search.

    suppose it was nearly a year ago so its not all bad. how many people have joined since it was posted and might never had got to read it if i hadnt have posted it as well

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    Made me laugh ! cheers

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    Default Re: two men in a pub

    lol very funny, n1

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