Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other ans says
"I fucked your mum last night, we did everything. I fucked her doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl. Then i licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock and i spunked all over her face."
The other guy puts down his pint and says
"Lets go home dad, i think you've had enough"
i know , i know you've prob heard it but its one of my faves