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    took from another forum but he should be in the daily mail in the morn with him doing another gas cooker - prolly up the wrong yin too....

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    what's a gas cooker is it a ipod app ?
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Default Re: rooney and another gas cooker

    hooker mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by tam9 View Post
    hooker mate
    Dirty shrek
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    With a face like his the only way is the greens lmao
    On a good note threesome is definitely worth it ask bbleo ahem
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    i meen he has everything why throw it away going with a hooker,
    he must be so stupid any bird who shags him is going to sell the story all day long.

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    Default Re: rooney and another gas cooker

    Hmmm...if it's true that lads got a problem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rIKmAN View Post
    Hmmm...if it's true that lads got a problem!
    i no its the news of the world but if they didnt have some sort of proof i really dont think they would print somthing like this,
    imagine how much they would get sued

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    Default Re: rooney and another gas cooker

    this part made me laugh:

    "I asked Wayne if he'd ever been with vice girls before and then, all of a sudden, I remembered he HAD!

    "I told him, 'I remember reading in the newspapers about you and the old granny!' Wayne just laughed. He thought that was really funny."

    at least he has a sense of humour..

    also this:

    "I never imagined Wayne Rooney would ever be one of my clients. I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he's actually not that ugly when you're sat in front of him."



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    I heard she fucked his brains out, it took all of 2 minutes!

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    I heard he took her back to the swamp where paul scales and ryan squid sad lol but funny
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Default Re: rooney and another gas cooker

    I guess when you have every thing you could want and more time on your hands than you know what to do with you may tend to wander... if so stupid cunt
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    Well this all comes as a bit of a surprise doesn't it! No wait, it doesn't, not at all. He has a great game on Friday, setting up 3 and having a hand in all 4 goals, and then he's "exposed". I've not been on the NOTW site because its crashed, but the Mirror story is so vague. Still, he has history of it, his mrs was up the duff, 2+2 = 4. I have to be honest, this is about as interesting as the Peter Crouch story, sorry, but the sordid interest stories have been raised since JT, I need more disgust now to start getting excited I want to hear of him shagging Cathy Ferguson or something!

    In all seriousness, and this is more to rookie - get real! Newspapers print whatever shit they want to, knowing that at the end of the day even if they do get sued all they need to do is print a very small apology that no-one ever reads. It might end up costing them a few quid, but the monies involved are such a small amount as to be rather pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Well this all comes as a bit of a surprise doesn't it! No wait, it doesn't, not at all. He has a great game on Friday, setting up 3 and having a hand in all 4 goals, and then he's "exposed". I've not been on the NOTW site because its crashed, but the Mirror story is so vague. Still, he has history of it, his mrs was up the duff, 2+2 = 4. I have to be honest, this is about as interesting as the Peter Crouch story, sorry, but the sordid interest stories have been raised since JT, I need more disgust now to start getting excited I want to hear of him shagging Cathy Ferguson or something!


    In all seriousness, and this is more to rookie - get real! Newspapers print whatever shit they want to, knowing that at the end of the day even if they do get sued all they need to do is print a very small apology that no-one ever reads. It might end up costing them a few quid, but the monies involved are such a small amount as to be rather pointless.
    mate i completely understand your point, from my post it does seem a bit like
    "i read it in the news of the world/sun so it must be true"

    but however i cant see them printing this if it wasnt trure on this occasion, they wood be taken to the cleaners,

    anyways what ever are thoughts i think we can both agree the little green goblin is a complete twat

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    Default Re: rooney and another gas cooker

    His wiki has already been updated

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    Great of the British press to fuck up our team again. Everything is like Heat magazine now!

    Who cares what he does off the pitch? It's not real fucking news is it!
    He was the best player on the park Friday night and now might miss next weeks game because some slag was paid a mint by a newspaper.
    The papers are in it for the money and this cunt will now become a superstar, probably present a show or be in FHM or something when all she deserves is the treatment all sluts were given in the movie Seven.

    If you think this is news then you are a girl.

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    I'm with Goldberg, I couldn't give a shit if he fucks MY mum behind colleen's back, if he's doing what we (as the footballing public) require, which is performing well on the field.

    Good luck to him. NOTW, Daily Heil etc. have a shit load to answer for and won't be happy until this nation and everything good about it are brought to their knees.
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    Typical slag going to the NOWT. What the fuck did Coleen ever see in Shrek apart from the money.

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    It's all very cliché. These girls are slags, and this one even admits that is the case... She is a pr0stitute. She'd probably fuck her own dad for money.So what would she do for the 100K the news of the world have given her?

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