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    Default Flight Fright

    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit
    back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'

    Silence followed!

    Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
    'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

    One Irish passenger yelled... 'For f*#k's sake .... you should see the back of mine!!!'

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