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    Shit Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    Just dealing with a stupid cow on ebay. bought a 125ml fragrance off her, when it arrived its a fucking 75ml bottle!

    i said im sending it back and would like a full refund plus return postage, silly hag accuses me of ebay extortion by threatening to neg feedback her! anyway sent item back and out of pocket from returning it, im not fussed only a couple of quid but its her fucking attitude.

    anyway..... some karma coming your way if you contact her for other items for sale and ask silly questions... that would please me....

    pm for details...

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    Default Re: Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    Why not just post her det's?

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    scurtains

    thats her ebay account......

    if anyone does ask random stupid q's would be nice to stick them in this thread so we can have a good old laugh.

    cheers guys

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    dunno if this is what you had in mind mate but gave it my best go and sent her this

    "Hi,
    was just looking through your stuff for sale and noticed you have some bikinis and a leotard for sale, was wondering if you have anything larger in size, im a 42" waist and my wife is bigger (im sure you know the type - oooh baby!) and i want something for our anniversary, we have done the usual schoolgirl / cheerleader while covered in cooking oil but its not really working anymore, would love the idea of her wearing a bikini with a leotard and sensible shoes sort of ensamble, so if you can let me know that would be fan dabi doze
    all my love
    charles"

    will let you know if she replies
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    Give us a link to something she's selling

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    Default Re: Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    here you go

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    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Over 90 days...

    scurtains
    Items Sold: 18.95%
    Total Value Sold: £313.00
    Total Value Shipping: £388.70
    Total Value Not Sold: £1009.57

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    Ill be buying her shit then retracting at the last minute !
    Heres my message i sent her ill post the reply lmao!
    WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU PUT A ADDRESS FOR PICK UP YOU SILLY COW!!!!
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    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    She has "PICK UP FROM ESSEX"

    And I would presume a full address would be provided after a complated sale and not posted on a ebay auction.

    She's done nothing wrong there.

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    Ill be buying her shit then retracting at the last minute !
    Heres my message i sent her ill post the reply lmao!
    WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU PUT A ADDRESS FOR PICK UP YOU SILLY COW!!!!
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    Default Re: Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Realist View Post
    She has "PICK UP FROM ESSEX"

    And I would presume a full address would be provided after a complated sale and not posted on a ebay auction.

    She's done nothing wrong there.
    Yep, although a slightly more accurate location than "Essex" would be helpful.
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    haha i got a reply:

    DON'T message me again! Creep
    hehe ebay have also had a go at me so asked them to point out which part of my message was against their policy
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Sent this about one of her routers:
    Can I connect this to my USB port so I can print photos on my wireless scanner? It only has ethernet at the
    moment and I hate connecting it via the really big cable to the wall. Thanks!

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    Default Re: Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    Just looking through her feedback, you can tell she's a clever-cow from any of the comments she has made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tronads View Post
    Just looking through her feedback, you can tell she's a clever-cow from any of the comments she has made.

    yes she is! after i get my refund i need to send her neg feedback but in a way that will not make me out as the bad guy....

    any suggestions greatly appreciated?

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    Anyone up for asking some questions........?

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    is the doll anatomically correct?

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    i was wondering, would this vacuum be ok to use to clean my bedroom? i have a hard time cleaning the carpet with a standard Henry vacuum cleaner and this has caught my eye? what is the specification? what size moter does it have? how long is the wire?

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    Hi i would really like to purchase this item, i am a collecter of gaming paraphernalia. i am willing to buy it now and end the auction early by offering £100.

    all i ask is that you double check to make sure the strap is black with a grey centre and that it has 8 holes for the buckle. to my knowledge they only made 10 watches with 8 holes, and are very rare. the 7 hole strap are very common and you can pick them up for £1-2.

    im sure you guys can do better.... and come up with funnier questions.

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    Damn guys!

    The seller is not answering questions at this time

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    Default Re: Stupid Ebay Seller!!!

    hehe i think the ambush must of pissed her off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBo View Post
    hehe i think the ambush must of pissed her off?

    Yes, thanks alot guys, serves the cow right!

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    haha touchy cow
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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