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    a girl in a bar said to me "i wouldnt let you fuck me if you were the last person alive" i leaned over and whispered to her "but who would be around to stop me?"

    wiped the stupid smug look off her face.

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    made you sound like a potential rapist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippeyrude View Post
    made you sound like a potential rapist
    That's the point mate

    And adi, stop nicking jokes off sickipedia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    That's the point mate

    And adi, stop nicking jokes off sickipedia
    i so did not!! i got a bundle of jokes sent via text! but now i know where he gets them from ;-)

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    When I'm raping girls and they kick up a fuss I calm them down by simply whispering in their ear

    "don't turn this rape into a murder".

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