Job interview tomorrow - Wish me luck!

[reverend]

Congratulations mate - what a way to start the weekend as well

[GTI]

Really happy for you mate, I'm sure the quality of birdage at the bank is top notch too

[B B Leo]

congrats m8 well done

[rIKmAN]

Good stuff mate, maybe you should let them score a goal or two if you ever play Pro...there might be a release clause in the contract

Well done!

[cyprus]

Really happy for you mate, I'm sure the quality of birdage at the bank is top notch too

I'm told it's 70% female employees which works out that 140 of the 200 that work there are women. Oh joy of joys! Can't wait for my first staff night out

The Head of the IT Department is an Indian fella and it was so tempting to make references to the Commonwealth games. I had such a good line too, "So the future of the bank is stable, the roof won't fall in on it?"

I think it's best that I didn't lay that poser down

He did like my, "I'm currently single....I'm expendable" line though.

Thank you to everyone who wished me luck, I'm glad this had worked out, now the hard work begins!

[jaguar982]

Well done m8 all the best

jag

[WRATH OF BOD]

good luck mate.
i not had an interview in 20 years.smae job all that time..would hate to do it now.lol

[cronus71]

Congrats, well done

[prezzy]

lazy cunt bout time you got a job

[cyprus]

I'm told it's 70% female employees which works out that 140 of the 200 that work there are women. Oh joy of joys! Can't wait for my first staff night out

Hello!

Well, Saturday was the company's corporate party. The venue was the Hilton Hotel (5 star of course). Including staff's partners and valued customers there were about 500 people. Great food, great drink and some absolutely jaw droppingly gorgeous women. I mean, these women look fit in work but to see them done up for a do took it up to a whole new level. My boss' secretary who is well fit on a normal day looked like a movie star, truly stunning.

Anyway, as part of the deal to host the party in the hotel, staff were offered a discounted room at the price of €80 for the night, that's about half price but still steep for what would have essentially been a bed for a few hours kip. I live a good 30 minutes drive from the hotel and with police out in force at the weekends looking for drink drivers, it would have been ideal for me to stay there.

So I gave the nice lady in admin who was organising it a call, asking her rather cheekily if there were any "spare" rooms going. I was expecting her to laugh at me but instead she said in subdued tones, "I'll call you on your moby after work." After work, the call comes and she tells me that the bank had been given a couple of complimentary rooms and that as she wasn't planning to use hers as she lived down the road, she gave it to me! Obviously this was all done hush hush and everyone thinks I paid

OK, this is dragging on a bit now so I'll cut to the chase.

I ate some great food, drank a shit load of champagne, got up and sang karaoke and not only did I get to stay in the hotel for free but I also fucked the brains out of a colleague until dawn broke

I love this job.

[JonEp]

Good job! Well done!

But........ wheres the pictures lol

[cyprus]

I promise I tried to get a sneaky one in as she was looking for her clothes but my iPhone 3G was so fucking slow to open the app I didn't have time. They will come next time

Here's an idea of what went down in the room though.



The final message goes on to say, "You're just asking to be punished again." To which she replied a "Oh yes!"

[russbeer]

heh heh, good work fella. Did you not get any pics of the birds at the do? Even fully clothed? Every gets pissed and does group hugs for photos, there must have been some!


Women don't like all the swearing do they? My wifes forever telling me to tone it down, dunno what the fuck is wrong with the fuckin cunts.