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    George Michael has settled down well in prison, he's already written a song about his skinhead cellmate, it will be his new single 'Hairless Fister'

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    Loving that!!!


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    What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?
    Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.

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    He was recently arrested for stealing a fruit juice drink from Tesco's. Apparently he thought Tropicana drinks were free!

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    I heard he has already been assaulted by his cell mate using a chocolate bar. When they brought him before the Governor, his defence was that it was just a careless Wispa!

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    whats white and sticky and found on the wall of a prison cell ? george michaels latest release

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    George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called 'Wank me off before your cocoa'

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