George Michael

[dandeman]

George Michael has settled down well in prison, he's already written a song about his skinhead cellmate, it will be his new single 'Hairless Fister'

[BertRoot]

Loving that!!!

[koola2]

What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?
Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.

[tips]

He was recently arrested for stealing a fruit juice drink from Tesco's. Apparently he thought Tropicana drinks were free!

[tips]

I heard he has already been assaulted by his cell mate using a chocolate bar. When they brought him before the Governor, his defence was that it was just a careless Wispa!

[toonarmynufc]

whats white and sticky and found on the wall of a prison cell ? george michaels latest release

[RSV]

George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called 'Wank me off before your cocoa'