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    Default Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    It's a good show ruined only by it's main protagonist. Bear-fucking-Grylls.

    He ruins it by being so condescending, smug and quite frankly phony. It even says before each show that it's all filmed with a full safety crew behind the camera and out of sequence so why does he make out like he's fucking Rambo?

    Also all his made up stories piss me the fuck off, "A few months ago a bear here attacked a group of 5 mushroom pickers, killing one and attacking the ambulance crew."

    Bollocks, you're on a fucking nature trail you cunt.

    Also when he eats things, all the fucking grimacing and open mouth chewing? The cunt is a blatant attention seeking cunt.

    Cunt.

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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    TeddyBear is a cunt. Ray Mears is the man.

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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    Quote Originally Posted by Freddy View Post
    TeddyBear is a cunt. Ray Mears is the man.
    your full of shit mears is a big boy scout


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    Yeah but Ray Mears doesn't big it up and make out he's in a life threatening situation. If I was stranded on a desert island with either of them I'd rather be with Ray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkyg View Post
    Yeah but Ray Mears doesn't big it up and make out he's in a life threatening situation. If I was stranded on a desert island with either of them I'd rather be with Ray.
    Ok I take the special forces trained one you can have the boy scout


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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    That's just it, I'm positive Bear is a great survival specialist, it's just the way he goes about it that does my nut. He just seams so false because of all the theater he tries to bring to the show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    That's just it, I'm positive Bear is a great survival specialist, it's just the way he goes about it that does my nut. He just seams so false because of all the theater he tries to bring to the show.
    Isn't that what it is? Theatre/entertainment ?

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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    Grylls owns a pad in Thailand 3 doors down from the one my old man has in Phuket.

    The girls tell me he's a real proper mushroom eater.

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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    You guys wanna check Les Stroud out. HE is the man!

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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    your full of shit mears is a big boy scout
    Mears could turn you into a canoe mudafucka.

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    Default Re: Bear Grylls - Ultimate Survival

    Quote Originally Posted by johnny View Post
    You guys wanna check Les Stroud out. HE is the man!
    I saw an episode of survivorman and he seemed a bit bloody useless to be honest. Bear is the man.
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