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    Wanker Penis Extensions!

    I have a big cock, just thought id extended it
    for one of these give the missus a treat .

    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Good for you!... I have a knob like a budgies tongue.... am suprised I find it at all when am going for a slash!
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    It was a joke.
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Default Re: Penis Extensions!

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    It was a joke.
    i would hope his reply was too
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Penis Extensions!

    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    Good for you!... I have a knob like a budgies tongue.... am suprised I find it at all when am going for a slash!
    pmsl

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    What a great thread =D the tile was great but the replies are just magical!

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    Default Re: Penis Extensions!

    The Op must be a big KNOB

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    Default Re: Penis Extensions!

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    I AM a big cock, just thought id extended it
    for one of these give the missus a treat .

    Sorted that typo for you
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    Good for you!... I have a knob like a budgies tongue.... am suprised I find it at all when am going for a slash!
    Yet another gob full of cider over the keyboard
    Nil Illigimtus Carbarundum


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    I realy do think I have a clit...
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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