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    Just seen on the news that chilean miners aren't being paid while stuck underground, the catholic church is outraged.... they thought they held the record for screwing the most miners

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    The first task for the Chilean miners after their release, is to visit Anfield and teach Roy Hodgson how to get out of a fucking big hole before Christmas

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    all this talk of miners and holes has Gary Glitter really excited.

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    Chillean miner goes home to his wife and they start getting down to if Jose says to his wife,,, can we turn the lights off?.... she says yes of course.... Jose then goes .. can I fuck you from behind?... his wife says yes... the Jose says one more thig...

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    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    said to the misses lets play chilean miners,
    she said do you wont me to go down your shaft,
    till i reach the bottom... I said no fuck off out
    my sight for 4 mths..
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Haha like that last one Flanny.

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    The reason it took so long to get them all out is because they came out Juan by Juan.

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