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    lmao 14 Awesomely Necessary Bathroom Signs

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    The best thing about randomly hilarious public signs is something happened often enough to warrant them. With that in mind these fourteen bathroom signs are especially funny.
    How many dumps have to be walked in on before this is thrown up?
    How much bandwith is the dude surfing porno in the stall using up to warrant this sign?
    How many times does your pool have to get diarrhea bombed before this goes up?
    How much asparagus are you serving for this to become necessary?
    How fucking talkative is the dude in accounting for this to happen?
    How powerful does someone’s stream have to be to warrant this sign?
    How many stall peepers is your bathroom experiencing for this to become necessary?
    How much busted porcelain has one establishment gone through when it’s time to make this sign?
    How far back are people standing that this reminder has to be tossed up?
    How neon green does someone’s piss have to be to get this taped up?
    How retarded are your employees when you feel it’s necessary to add this reminder?
    How much do you want to hang out at this joint?
    How many questions do we have about this happening?
    And how many issues do the Japanese routinely run into in their restrooms?

    Answer: A. Lot.
    We really want to meet the dude who specializes in the roundhouse kick piss.
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    Default Re: 14 Awesomely Necessary Bathroom Signs

    Thanks. Really Cheered me up to look for sum in TURKEY

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    Default Re: 14 Awesomely Necessary Bathroom Signs

    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post

    How many questions do we have about this happening?


    I wasn't expecting that fucker !
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    Default Re: 14 Awesomely Necessary Bathroom Signs

    I'll just have to start flicking from now on.

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