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    NSFW Funny captions please :)



    Found this while clearing out my photobucket account, any funny captions from you lot?

    Oh yeah i had 2 photo's of this full figured woman, here's the other one...



    Gorgeous or what?

    And no Cyprus i haven't done her

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    "Thong removal?? Not even with a Mastercard!!"
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Funny captions please :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    "Thong removal?? Not even with a Mastercard!!"
    FFS that's funny Nibb, i never even noticed mastercard before lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilscuro View Post
    FFS that's funny Nibb, i never even noticed mastercard before lmao
    Eyes glued to that cracking 'arris eh m8?
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Holiday to sunny climate £500
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    Getting Rekall Inc. to erase your memory of horrendous fat beast £Priceless

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    In the top photo I think shes wiped her arse on that umbrella!!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Funny captions please :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    In the top photo I think shes wiped her arse on that umbrella!!
    Exactly, I was thinking that you could've Photoshopped the stains out ffs!

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    Muscle beach rejects, fit bodies need not apply!

    The girl in the foreground is a vision of beauty as well.

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