Thread Update: Shall i let my best friend backscuttle the wifey

[Detector]

Well i thought i would do an update to the thread i made a while back, i was contemplating on getting my mate in on the action with the missus and let him scuttle her while i watched on the bedroom chair.

In the end nothing came of that and the idea sort of fizzled out so i left it be, as you do.

now the missus has got a new work collegue who comes to the house every week for a few drinks and my penis radar is tingling. She is well fit and seems up for a laugh.

What do you think i should do, try to bring it casually in the conversation that id like to do her in the back shed while she licks out the missus?

OR

just put on my Mighty Mites suit (with optional penis cut out) and run down stairs and shout "come get it".


I do think its fair considering that she was in two minds wether to have a 3some with 2 blokes or not.



We are also going to be looking into swinging, when i asked her if she wanted to try it out she asked where we going to put the swing, daft cnut.

[evilsatan]

I can only picture you like this now mate

[wakadoo]

gonna need a piccy of the wife and friend m8, you should know we want to see the goods before making our minds up.....

[beacytan]

every once in a while, a little gem of a thread like this pops up on Df.....

i think you should deffo tell the missus of your intentions and see where the land lies. if its a go, we obv. need pics posting!!

[burner1]

Is your house all paid up with no mortgage?

[Mystical_2K]

invite her over for dinner with you and the mrs, lay the table, get them sat down then strip off, put your cock on a plate and announce "dinners served"

should get a reaction

[Detector]

Is your house all paid up with no mortgage?

im not planning on asking her mate financial advice while im bumming her m8???

[beacytan]

im not planning on asking her mate financial advice while im bumming her m8???

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BBK]

Go for it Det, you dont want to miss out on an opportunity of this nature

[Mickey]

Go for it big boy. Wish my new partner would be up for it. But i dont actually fancy you matey

[Fear345]

Go for it big boy. Wish my new partner would be up for it. But i dont actually fancy you matey

I take it he's a bit shy then.

[DJ OD]

I think you are a depraved sexual deviant who should be locked away from society and be chemically castrated to stop you having such bizarre and 'derogatory to women', sexual desires.

What's wrong with a good book FFS.


DJ OD

[Detector]

I think you are a depraved sexual deviant who should be locked away from society and be chemically castrated to stop you having such bizarre and 'derogatory to women', sexual desires.

What's wrong with a good book FFS.


DJ OD

i cannot get the same satisfaction from the bible m8

[DejaVu]

I think you are a depraved sexual deviant who should be locked away from society and be chemically castrated to stop you having such bizarre and 'derogatory to women', sexual desires.

Jealousy?

[Northernbloke]

Shy Bairns get nowt Detector - do the decent thing and ask her first - if she says no they you can start playing the guilt cards that you were willing to let her do it etc...... if all that fails throw a strop and sulk till she gives in

[DJ OD]

You all won't be laughing when you are standing at the gates of hades and there is a separate queue for all you arse invaders...

Dooomed, doooooooomed.


DJ OD

[tawny]

You all won't be laughing when you are standing at the gates of hades and there is a separate queue for all you arse invaders...

Dooomed, doooooooomed.


DJ OD

And I though the Pope had gone home

[crabber]

What a laugh this forum is, nowhere else have I seen discussion on "Fucking Pope shite" and now this.
As I am new here I have been browsing and trying to help where i can, I offered help on a bloke's faulty alternator but this subject really is just up my street.
My advice would be your first option but could I respectfully suggest that a more romantic place be offered rather than "doing her in the back shed"

[lithho]

We are also going to be looking into swinging, when i asked her if she wanted to try it out she asked where we going to put the swing, daft cnut.

buhahahahahahaahaha you sir are a genuis, Get the question asked, better to ask and know then stay quite and reget it

[Detector]

What a laugh this forum is, nowhere else have I seen discussion on "Fucking Pope shite" and now this.
As I am new here I have been browsing and trying to help where i can, I offered help on a bloke's faulty alternator but this subject really is just up my street.
My advice would be your first option but could I respectfully suggest that a more romantic place be offered rather than "doing her in the back shed"

i know you said this is up your street but m8 really, i dont think id get many power tools in her "back shed"