Fucking shit puppets. Who the fuck decides that miles and miles of roadworks in one go is a good idea?
Average speed cameras... What a fkin cunts trick. Why not have then the whole 10 mile odd stretch of road "works" while only working on one fkin bit of the road?!
Why do they cone off miles of motorway, and not do it a bit at a time?! Some cash saving reason no doubt, but of course FUCK the people who want to use the motorway.
And WHY have another two junctions of roadworks not 50 miles further on?! Just finish one lot before doing another. Jebus... Anyone actually wanting to use the motorway to actually GET somewhere is roaylly fucked.
Why contraflow the lanes, when nothing is happening on the other side. Aim to finish in 2013?! Fuck me. What a shambles.
2 hours it takes to drive from London to Derby +/- half hour. Fkin double it took me last Saturday. Not helped by every dad and granddad taking their students shite up to university. Every second car was jam packed with bin bags of clothes, boxes of kitchen crap and toilet rolls...
I don't really "get" the concept of traffic, but I know that when there's an accident, the traffic on the other side slows down because people want to "look" at it.
They decide to close two junctions. Close them... yeah great idea. Don't worry about setting up a diversion. Don't worry about TELLING people way in advance... No, wait until I'm heading to the "closed" junction to tell me when I can't do fuck all about it. 45 minutes I sat going no-where while the police picked up the pieces of an accident a good 4 hours ago...
When it got going I was chuffed to bits to get another few junctions on before hitting... congestion...
Caused by people slowing to look at the other side of the road, where another accident had happened.
All that was there, was 8 police cars, a fire engine, and a tow truck trying to pick up a motorbike from the road. All lanes looked closed, one maybe was open. The tailback went on for miles... Poor cunts having to sit in that shit.
I appreciate that accidents happen, bikers do, at times drive like tits and crash. Lorries DO think they own the road and chop in and out, justified by an orange blinking light. Car drivers are also mostly dicks, shouldn't be driving, shouldn't be in that sorry state of a car.. doing 60 in the overtaking lane...
All this is a fact of british motoring life. BUT when it all goes to shit, the police (My bestist buddies) do a shite job or sorting it out. I know exactly how they parade about. Stopping traffic, ushering it to the side, with a smugness and air of importance that makes them so superior to the public. Take your time... cunts.
The whole motorway is CCTV'd up, so why do they not just see whats happened, despatch one of everything and sort the mess out quickly not spend hours marking the road, taking pictures, making tea.
There's just no justification. Another example of broken britain.