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  • Yes, I would have it done in the future

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    Default Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Speaking to a guy today who said he had a vasectomy recently. My initial reaction was 'omfg, there's no way I would ever have that done.'

    So who has had the snip?

    Would you consider it in the future, or is it a complete no-no?

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    my balls are tender as it is
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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    No way Jose, the thought of firing blanks is a real turn off for me.

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    No. I am holding my nuts as I type.

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Had mine 20 yrs ago after my youngest son was born, 3 is enough.
    a couple of days discomfort is worth the hassle of contraception in our house

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    I saw a video once of a vasectomy. I got half way through, to the point where they were squeezing his balls out to get to the snippable bit.....then I turned it off

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Had the scalpelless method about 5 years ago when married to psycho ex. Piece of piss took 5 mins and no pain whatsoever. back at work next day.


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    Had mine done about 3 years ago. Not something I'd want to do again, but certainly was the right decision or the missus would never have stopped and I'd have about 5 kids by now instead of 3

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Had mine done a few years back my missus already done her bit with 3 great kids

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    no way would rather wear rubbers for life

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    I had it done about 4 weeks ago and I'm powering through my 30 wanks I need to do before I'm tested for the all clear. It wasn't as bad as going to the dentist in my mind. I had one tiny hole cut into my scrotum and I think he just pulled the pipes out of that, did the cut, burnt both ends to seal them up and popped em back in. Worst bit was when he had to feel for the pipes and then inject each one. The injection was fine but it felt like he was squeezing the fuck out of my ball! If I rested the pain was nothing for a week afterwards but with two kids that's not so easy so they ached like fuck for a few days when I had to look after both kids. I'd def recommended it if your Mrs can't take the pill like mine. She doesn't mind swallowing now either cost its not clumpy lol

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Funnily enough, just been to visit my mate who's had his done today.
    Did mine 8 years ago. Best thing I ever did. Well worth the hassle.
    Was in for surgery at 8:30 am and home for 9. Went private, cost £170 at a local surgery and was horny as hell the same night. Even went quad biking the next day. There was no real pain, just a dull ache as if I had been kicked in the balls a bit earlier.

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Had it done in june 2005 a bit sore for a few days but other than that and having to pay to have it done it's all good and I shaged the wife less than 24 hrs after having it done.

    For mine they felt around my sack untill they found the tube made a samll slit pulled the tube through cut a piece out and welded the end's of the tube up so they would not grow togeather. I had no stitches and the cuts are small, about 5 mm long.

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    i had mine abt 5 years ago, same principle as livesey, cost me £235, took all of 10 mins, i even drove home, balls were black for a while but virtually no pain at all, just a dull ache.
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    I would definitely say I felt pain for about a week and the thought of quad biking the next day brings a tear to my eye! Mine was free on NHS just had to wait about 6 weeks for an appointment.

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Had it done about 4 years ago....one small incision both tubes out and snipped, just a tugging sensation.

    They were very sensitive for a few days....wear the tightest pants you can find is my suggestion, and always have a bath not a shower...them hanging aint pleasant!!
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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    Fair play to those that get it done, but it's not something I could consider.
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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    My balls ache whilst reading the replies to this thread

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    dont have any kids yet so will not be signing up for it but maybe one day, certainly aint ruling it out
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Have you had/would you have 'the snip'?

    I had mine done 5 years ago. like most 10 min op, awake, 2 injections, no pain but had a dull ache a few days later.
    What was painful was when i had to go to pre op, a little Chinese Doctor pulling my ballbag trying to find the tubes. It felt like somebody had stamped on my balls for 2 days after that

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