The cat died yesterday and the missus wanted to take her to the vets - what for i dont know as they aint miracle workers. but she said they would take care of her body properly.
fuck that i thought, prolly £100 to throw her in an oven, ill do it myself.
I got a nice box and put the cats body inside, found a nice patch of garden (in my next door neighbours cabbage patch)
and i buried her as far down as i could while singing "kum by ahhh"
now the missus wont talk to me, the kids thinks i killed his "suzie" and im classed as a cruel twat.
personaly i think i did well.