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    Default Re: Is this cruel or not?

    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    The cat died yesterday and the missus wanted to take her to the vets - what for i dont know as they aint miracle workers. but she said they would take care of her body properly.

    fuck that i thought, prolly £100 to throw her in an oven, ill do it myself.

    I got a nice box and put the cats body inside, found a nice patch of garden (in my next door neighbours cabbage patch)
    and i buried her as far down as i could while singing "kum by ahhh"


    now the missus wont talk to me, the kids thinks i killed his "suzie" and im classed as a cruel twat.

    personaly i think i did well.
    I'm having problems with the wife. Can you help ?

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    Default Re: Is this cruel or not?

    I thought everything was ok up to the bit about your next door neighbours cabbage patch? Am I the only 1 to think that's cruel? Dead cat flavoured cabbages in the springtime, are they vegetarians?

    So you get a cruel from me!

    Tig3

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    Default Re: Is this cruel or not?

    Quote Originally Posted by -AMO- View Post
    I've always buried my dogs, it's the best thing you can do.
    Same here, I wrap the body in a pillow case because I can't bear to see the earth hit their coat, eyes, mouth etc. Its not a good final image to have in your mind.
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