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    Default Date with a disabled gal?

    I got a date with a girl in a wheelchair. Anyone done this before? I dunno if If it goes well, do I have to drag her up my stairs cause my house aint wheelchair friendly or what? Tips are needed for this guys!!

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    Fuck her downstairs, problem solved.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    You're going to need some bamboo canes.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    WTF!

    I was going to close this shit, but think I'll leave it open to see if you get any grief.

    For those that are going to reply with stupid remarks, think before you do!

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    Lol if it gets to that stage just ask.. Probably best to carry her though or stay downstairs...

    P.S I'm in chair
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    buy a bungalow problem solved

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    Go backwards up the stairs and pull her up (in the chair), but don't lose your grip!
    If that's too risky you could check to see if the chair reclines.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    If you're serious then good luck to you mate.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    I imagine she's well used to people trying to awkwardly 'accomodate' for her situation and that can seem patronising so I would say just treat her like anyone else and perhaps let her take the lead, after all, she's got this far in life.
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    I hope this is for real and you're not simply taking advantage because you could really destroy her confidence. Anyway I think it's a brave move, and good luck to you.
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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cooleo View Post
    I got a date with a girl in a wheelchair. Anyone done this before? I dunno if If it goes well, do I have to drag her up my stairs cause my house aint wheelchair friendly or what? Tips are needed for this guys!!
    Stop watching Coronation street !

    Come up with something original to get the attention you are seeking by creating this shallow thread.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    When she says your place or you mine... perhaps say hers??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    Stop watching Coronation street !

    Come up with something original to get the attention you are seeking by creating this shallow thread.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    When she says your place or you mine... perhaps say hers??!
    I doubt it will get that far.

    She would have fucked him off 30 seconds after meeting him and discovered what an idiot he is. That's presuming she even exists, after all Coronation street has just finished.
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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    If it's a piss take it's not very funny mate.

    On the other hand fuck the disability, its what she is like that counts. If you enjoy her company and she is a good laugh, makes you feel good etc then go for it. There is no shame in it mate. Those who laugh or take the piss are just tossers and ignorant arseholes.
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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    Dunno why we're all assuming it's a piss take.

    Kind of presumptuous thinking your gonna get a shag if it goes well though!

    Let her take the lead.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    It's really not a piss take, and I've never watched cornonation street in my life. Thanks for the advice guys, I'll just try to act like that wheelchair isnt even there.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    There is an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that addresses this issue.

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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cooleo View Post
    It's really not a piss take, and I've never watched cornonation street in my life. Thanks for the advice guys, I'll just try to act like that wheelchair isnt even there.
    Lol.. fact is the wheelchair is there mate.. don't go saying something like ''Race you up the stairs'' .. just bear it in mind but don't act like it's constantly an issue in your thoughts or ignore it. She knows she's in it.
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    Default Re: Date with a disabled gal?


    if she was like that no one here would complain.

    but to be fair why do people jump on the PC bandwagon, we should be able to have a laugh at all in society without people getting irate. I do know what its like as my girlfriend is disabled but it still does not make me angry.
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