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    just been sat here repairing a ps3 for someone and i heard a noise outside, some thieving gypsy twats have only just walked down the side of our house and started to carry my ally wheels to their van. if i had not heard them they would have been off with em.

    im getting pissed off with them now because they are round here 3 times a day now.
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    what did you do?
    Have you moved them, coz if not they'll be back for them

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    Build a fence?

    I'd have killed the fuckers...

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    the wheels were out of sight behind a brick wall, moved them in shed now.
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    get a gun! or a Tiger...

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    sold my guns years ago, fuck getting 5 yrs for storing them. got a machete which comes in handy for clearing the jungle in the back garden.

    never seen these lot before, there are some travellers who have recently moved onto an old opencast and i think they are from there. the locals are trying to get them out.
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    Buy a dummy camera as a deterrent.

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    Drop one to the floor and then drop the wheel on its head... thieving bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalamus View Post
    Buy a dummy camera as a deterrent.
    No point, fuckers will steal that too with a toothless smile.

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    lol dp that made me chuckle.

    no point twatting them they just come back burn your house then move on somewhere else.
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    nothing else for it Det get a Tiger or a Croc that'll sort the feckers out!

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    Thought The Fincher was at a spa weekend??
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    try reasoning with them... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    no point twatting them they just come back burn your house then move on somewhere else.
    Not if you burn their caravans first

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    You told me i could have them.
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpSparhawk View Post
    No point, fuckers will steal that too with a toothless smile.
    What, like the one in Dets avatar?

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    Default Re: thieving gypsy twats

    FFS..

    Theyre called travellers..

    Its is offensive to these workshy, theiving, lazy, inbred pikey fookers to call them Gipsys.

    Just for further notice.

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    If its hidden, bolted down or not they'll still nick it and beed seen doing it and still get away with it.

    Should be able to have the rights to bash the bastards with a baseball bat without fear of the law.

    But the biggest problem you'll have then is they'll come back with 20 of there picky mates and shag you, your misses and the cat and dog and then burn your caravan down and still get away with it.

    Waist of good air we breath.

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    I had the bottom half of a v6 engine nicked from my drive earlier this year. Cunts.

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    Default Re: thieving gypsy twats

    its not just Gypsies, its also scrap men prices for recyclable metals have gone through the roof in the last year. When we work in a house doing something like a bathroom refit we usually get doorstepped at least 3 times a day by gypsies and scrapmen asking for "any old iron" - copper is weighing in at over £4000 a tonne at the moment and u can carry a tonne of it in a transit van easy - and other metals arent too far behind so not a bad weeks work just going round nicking pipes and hot water cylinders etc off empty houses etc.. plus the scrap dealers dont ask any questions where the stuff comes from and its all cash in hand.
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