my missus is ace

[Fireball JaX]

this is a lie of course. she went to tesco to get a pumpkin in the holiday spirit and as she couldnt find them, she came back with a watermelon. she is currently carving a mouth as i type this

[ekkl]

Haha!! You know you have to post a picture of it mate!!

[rIKmAN]

hahahahahahah!

[Little John]

we got 5 earlier from tesco in walkden

[ptm]

Class!! We need a pic of the finished product!

[Mule]

Genius. Bet it cost a fortune though.

[CzarJunkie]

Does she take it up the wrong 'un?

[MsDG]

If you get very drunk tonight and she walks in the room with a large tub of Vaseline, saying "Remember that time you joked - having a baby is like shitting a watermelon?"

RUN!

[TwoPlAnKs]

If you get very drunk tonight and she walks in the room with a large tub of Vaseline, saying "Remember that time you joked - having a baby is like shitting a watermelon?"

RUN!

Are babies lubed up before they pop out? Must be a piece of piss, no idea what all the fuss is about

[Brydo666]

Are babies lubed up before they pop out? Must be a piece of piss, no idea what all the fuss is about

I clearly remember eating a slice of toast and having a mug of tea when my daughter was born.

[Nibb]

Dont post shit like this......MsDG will accuse you of being worse that Ian Huntley running a school where Fred West laid the patio FFS!!

Man up!!

[koola2]

Haha!! You know you have to post a picture of it mate!!

Any picture yet?

[EvilBoB]

Briliant lol. Get her to paint it yellow

[plug1]

Why yellow ?

[Little John]

I'm waiting for a picture

[Over Carl]

At least you can enjoy eating a watermelon.

[XBOX4LIFE]

I have to see this

[Little John]

Well I finished my 5 earlier

[Fireball JaX]

it wont let me add a pic as an attachment

[Little John]

upload somewhere and link to it using the image button above