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    moan Why i hate supermarkets!

    1, zombie till women "have you bought your own bag's ?" er no im in a fucking supermarket !
    2, Zombie till women ! "would you like help packing ?" er no i have a packet of crisp and a drink !
    3, Zombie till women "just going to spit all over my fingers to help me open a plastic bag!"
    4, zombie till women "would you like kid school vouchers? " no fuck off i just want my food!
    5, zombie till women "have you had a nice day ?" well i would of but all of the above! fuckoff and give me my change !

    There you go proper whine.!
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Default Re: Why i hate supermarkets!

    do you want cash back with that?
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    Default Re: Why i hate supermarkets!

    The poor woman on the till is forced to say all of the above by her employers...she probably hates saying it as much as we hate to listen to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tronads View Post
    The poor woman on the till is forced to say all of the above by her employers...she probably hates saying it as much as we hate to listen to it.
    This. It's all shit that's come over from America, shop staff shouldn't have scripts, it's insulting to both them and the customer but those in command all think it's 'blue sky thinking' or something.

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    I feel sorry for her for having to deal with you. Miserable bastard.

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    6. Do you have a necter card?

    The women at sainsburys never shut up asking me about my kids just because I'm buying baby food. I'll have to start taking a print out with all the answers on that I can put on the convayer at the end

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    Default Re: Why i hate supermarkets!

    miserable cunt, shes only doing her job.

    I find most of the ones I visit are pretty punctual and if you greet them with a smile, they are usually polite in return. Having a basket full of XXL rubbers and baby oil helps though.

    When I'm on my own, I always seem to end up in the queue with the prettiest young girl serving though, even if there are shorter queues elsewhere, cant work that out.

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    Default Re: Why i hate supermarkets!

    there's a couple of people i try and avoid now when eyeing up which chekout to use. One is just plain wierd and not someone you want to even make eye contact with, and the other is a nosey twat that comments on everything you buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    Having a basket full of XXL rubbers and baby oil helps though.
    A tip for you mate don't put baby oil on your hands before drawing and you won't make as many mistakes.

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    In general I don't find the supermarket experience too bad except those fuckers from Npower/eon/edf/scottish power etc. positioned neatly by the exit asking who I get my gas and electric from!! Normally I'm a polite and calm person but these twats give me the red mist!! I have now taken to replying "yes some robbing bastards called **insert name of highway robbers on their name badge**" they soon leave me alone!


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    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    1, zombie till women "have you bought your own bag's ?" er no im in a fucking supermarket !
    2, Zombie till women ! "would you like help packing ?" er no i have a packet of crisp and a drink !
    3, Zombie till women "just going to spit all over my fingers to help me open a plastic bag!"
    4, zombie till women "would you like kid school vouchers? " no fuck off i just want my food!
    5, zombie till women "have you had a nice day ?" well i would of but all of the above! fuckoff and give me my change !

    There you go proper whine.!
    What's wrong with the self-service tills?

    Got a work mate who goes out his way to wind 'em up. When they ask him if he wants a bag for his single item he politely says no, & then says yes when they ask him if he would like help with his packing.
    'Punctuality, regularity, discipline, industry, thoroughness, are a set of 'slave' virtues.' G. D. H. Cole

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    I do most of my food shopping in aldi because it's so uncomplicated. Through the door, up down up down then you're at the till where they whizz the stuff through without any small talk, you pay & pack your own stuff away from the till.

    When I go somewhere like tesco it's bloody frustrating at the till - blah blah blah beep blah blah beep blah blah blah blah beep and so on.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    I take my own canvas bags, better than the poly numbers that end up filling my cupboard.

    I also take the vouchers for schools too... give them to my partners cousin who works in a school.

    What pisses me off with supermarkets is when people stop with their trolley in the middle of an isle... especially in Morrisons where the isles are pretty narrow to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spookythang View Post
    In general I don't find the supermarket experience too bad except those fuckers from Npower/eon/edf/scottish power etc. positioned neatly by the exit asking who I get my gas and electric from!! Normally I'm a polite and calm person but these twats give me the red mist!! I have now taken to replying "yes some robbing bastards called **insert name of highway robbers on their name badge**" they soon leave me alone!
    Tell them you generate your own, they'll think your just going to waste their time and move on to someone else.

    Years back when they used to phone your house about Double Glazing I'd say our house didn't have any windows and we didn't want any.

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    Default Re: Why i hate supermarkets!

    Unfortunatly, That is part of the job, and we can get fired for not saying it, so think about that because we can be double as much as a cunt as you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cooleo View Post
    so think about that because we can be double as much as a cunt as you can
    I fucking doubt it
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    I hate it when they scan everything through at breakneck speed pushing and squashing everything down while you're trying to pack, then ask for your loyalty card. I end up saying yep but leave it in my pocket and just taking my time making them and everyone else wait.

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    Why on a saturday do they only have four tills open.
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Why the fuck do you keep going to the supermarket? Man up for fuck sake.

    Every bloke knows that the only place you can buy sundry items without looking like a pussy is from the petrol station. No paying by card either.

    When told how much it is, I find it impresses the woman behind the till if I empty my pockets on the desk, so she can see I have plenty enough change to cover the cost, but still pay with a £20 note.

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    I mainly use the local co-op who are an ok bunch, they know most the locals name and use that, or sometimes just say arite my love' in a Devon accent.

    I don't mind the obligatory question so much in the larger stores but it's annoying when they are gobbing to their mate on another checkout and take their time scanning items as though I'm not even there. It's even worse when another cashier has a problem and yours just has to have a nose and get involved, slowing down two bloody queues in the process.
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