eBay Showoff Cock

[BertRoot]

Following on from 4me2s cock post this one really takes the cake for me.

This component is pretty rare and highly sought after but this guy has absolutely no intention of selling it and has just put it up to pose that he has it. What a clowns cock.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Paul-Components-...item255e876af8

[-G-Man-]

If he is doing that just to boast, then I bet he is still a virgin.

[BertRoot]

He has to be...

[moonrat]

Obviously I don't care to sell this, just thought some people would like to check it out.

what an idiot !!!

it is a nice looking thingamejig though

[4me2]

Ask some good questions like -:

Why has he ruined it by attempting to write Paul on it in the last photo ?
Does he realise that it devalues it by at least $730 ?
Also educate him that'd PAUL and not POWL as simulated in epilectic spider puke creation once again depicted in his last image.

Offer him a fiver for it as a good will gesture and no more will be mentioned about his graffiti style vandalism.

Remind him of Ebay's policy regarding falsifying of signatures.

Let him know that your cousin in Nigeria is very interested if he will accept Western Union payment.

I'm sure there are plenty of other questions that you can think of.

[Zoots]

That's a lovely thing though. I see bike stuff like that and it makes me feel sick that my mtb was stolen.

[ss30]

Why does he say
"# Obviously I don't care to sell this, just thought some people would like to check it out."
So he's doesn't want to sell it but then tells you how much it will cost to ship!
"# Shipping is $4.80 in US and only $25 for International bidders!"
strange fucker

[BertRoot]

Thing is all he needed to do was go on some of the mountain bike forums and post pics of it and get some of them on there drooling. At least then he could have seen folks comments and lapped up some adoration.

Humpton...

[Fear345]

Whats with the crap colors ? is it from The Early Learning Center ?

[{{909}}]

excuse my ignorance, but wtf is it and what makes it so special?

[Bald Bouncer]

excuse my ignorance, but wtf is it and what makes it so special?

It's a replacement for a small penis

[4me2]

excuse my ignorance, but wtf is it and what makes it so special?

Ask the seller.

[DejaVu]

excuse my ignorance, but wtf is it and what makes it so special?

Here's what it's meant to look like.


I am so glad 'check out his derailer' my life is never going to be the same again!

[4me2]

Soft twat !

Dear XXX,

Hi,
I ship to Nigeria, but I don't take western union.
Thanks,
Michael
- smglasbiker

[4me2]

OMFG it gets better

Dear XXX,

Hi,
I changed my mind, I would accept western union.
Thanks,
MIchael


- smglasbiker

[Brydo666]

OMFG it gets better

Roll on the relistings, lol.

[WotTheFook]

What a complete and utter flange this guy is!!