New Words?

[BertRoot]

My favourite is in blue.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
6.. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole
And don’t forget: Nincome Tax, the inherent price of idiocy.

Howard Scott Warshaw
"Complexity is the process by which the obvious is obscured by the
irrelevant."

[MsDG]

17. Asdas (n): A place where fuckwits do their shopping

[Freddy]

17. Asdas (n): A place where fuckwits do their shopping

Odd statement from someone dressed head-to-toe in George.

[ant3b]

17. Asdas (n): A place where fuckwits do their shopping

I would put this a Morrisons'...

[CzarJunkie]

Cuntables (n.): A rancid fish flavoured snack enjoyed by no one.

[Detector]

To Be Twoplanked: Hit round the head with a thick cunt





edit: for those that dont know the above is a joke.

[Lighty]

also you've removed one letter and then added 2 so maybe your the bat that you refer to?