Moral dilemma

[GTI]

last week I was having a really strong Chinese massage at a fairly respectable looking establishment in Bahrain. This slight girl was walking up and down the back of my legs and back whilst supporting herself with a ceiling mounted beam. She asked me to turn over, and starts massaging my head, arms, trunk and then my lower body. I glance over at the clock and see that my hour is almost up, so I start thinking about what I'm going to do next when the girl begins stroking my inner thigh, working up to my groin. Of course involuntary reflexes take over and my little man stands to attention. She smiles and asks in broken English whether I want her to take care of it. Thankfully I had enough moral fibre to say 'No, thank you!'. However as soon as I'd paid, I rushed off to the toilets for an almighty wank.

So anyway, the next time I'm having an argument with the missus and she says I don't care, I might bring up this example as a sign of my committment... Thoughts??

[DJ OD]

Noooooooooo!


DJ OD

[littlebilly1]

Noooooooooo!

+1 Don't do it

[silentbob10]

No way, she'll know you're a pussy.

[BBK]

I look forward to reading about how you become the next John Wayne Bobbit in a future thread and forge a new career in dickless porn (is that then lesbianism????)

[CzarJunkie]

Getting a hand job at the end of a massage isn't cheating. What is wrong with you?

[Owl]

No way, she'll know you're scared of pussy.

Corrected your sentence....

[flumperino]

lol, an 'almighty wank'.

Sounds like a good idea in theory....but she's bound to find a way to construe what you did as cheating in some way (especially during an argument); so it's not worth the risk.

[beacytan]

you should have took the 'happy ending' mate

[reverend]

It's almost suicide even telling a bird that you've been to a Thai massage place - they almost always just assume the worst!

The bird I'm seeing at the minute assumed I was rattling loads of hookers as I go to Holland a good few times every year for some music events in Utrecht and Zandvoort, I've not been near a hooker in five years though! Before that I did loads though but she doesn't need to know about that

You should have just gone for the happy ending though - some of those birds are well fit! A friend of mine got well upset after visiting one though as he did actually want a proper massage, but all she did was don some marigolds, put kitchen roll all around his cock and bollocks and then wanked him off - he was gutted (but I found it hilarious )

[Bald Bouncer]

Getting a hand job at the end of a massage isn't cheating. What is wrong with you?

It's not a hand job they normally ride you for a bit then finish you off with a blow job which consists of filling their mouth with cold water then warm oil rotating between the two until you blow the back of their heads off but still not cheating as CzarJunkie all you have to do is tell her your name is something different to what it is and I think technically your covered.

[blaggard]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[B B Leo]

have to admire ur willpower mate. me as soon as she says "do...." that would have been me!!!!

[blaggard]

have to admire ur willpower mate. me as soon as she says "do...." that would have been me!!!!

Premature ejaculation huh?

[B B Leo]

Premature ejaculation huh?

ive have way to much practice for that to happen

[Kushty]

Would you have had to pay any more if you took her up on her offer?

[Mickey]

Just take your wife with you next time. She might do her aswell

[GTI]

Would you have had to pay any more if you took her up on her offer?

I really don't know mate, but it seems like we have one or two experts on here who might know

[hoponbaby]

Just take your wife with you next time. She might do her aswell

Or at least give her some lessons

[MsDG]

A few points from a female point of view (all of which will land you in the shit)

1) There are very few instances in life where you NEED a massage. Sports injuries, yeah maybe. Stress... Fuck off!

2) A fairly respectable establishment gives 20 minute, maybe 30 minute massages

3) A fairly respectable establishment would use a same sex massure, not Ting Tong

4) A fairly respectable establishment would not go near your inner thigh

5) indeed, if you were that committed you would not let anyone near your inner thigh

6) and indeed if you were daft enough to tell your missus, i bet the almighty wank might somehow be left out of the story?

Indeed, if i were to put my Freud hat on for a mo, i would indeed question your motives. Are you saying you actually went to this place (for an absolutely critical massage) really not expecting to be offered a topless hand shandy???? Combine this with the "next time she questions my comittment" statement, me wonders if you really did expect some kind of indecent proposal but shat the bed when put on the spot???