Bollocks!!!!!!!!!
Just made the most embarassing mistake ever. Went to send a kinky text message to my bird, about how i love it when she takes my knob in her mouth, and how next time i see her im gonna ease my cock up her ass....
and fucking went and sent it to my mum!!!!
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buhhaaha now would be a good time to say your phones been stolen lol.
Only in Britain….do we use the word “politics” to describe the process of Government. “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking
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On the plus side you could get some mother action
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worst of it all is i realised my mistake and immediately phoned my mum and told her not to read the text and delete it straight away - so she did, and then my fuckin iphone resent it again so she got it twice... thinking it was a message from me saying "thanks for not reading that text" - she went and read it.... you could hear my old man in the background pissing himself laughing! lol
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You must have been thinking of your mum while writing it in order to make that mistake.
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Spoiler:
There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.
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na when u send a text with the iphone, if you dont quit it properly then the next time you go to write a message it will send it to the last recipitent. just so happened in this case it was my mumYou must have been thinking of your mum while writing it in order to make that mistake.
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Don't forget to update your facebook status with your news as well. may as well let everyone know not just us on DF
never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:
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If she is that way inclined then I wouldnt mind her number, and it sounds like your dad doesnt mind either.
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Fookin jocks
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I love it when this happens to other peopleI would have just said it was my mate trying to be funny. I have received some by mistake because I am at the top of a lot of peoples phonebooks.
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Could have been worse you could have sent "I have the cuffs and balaclava.. we going out raping tonight!!".
Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?
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never gonna be able to look my mum in the eye again after this! haha
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You should have had SMS bite installed it gives you 3 second delay so you cancel text on iPhone, it's got me out of the shit quite a few times.
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She'll be looking at you straight in the "Jap" eye!Originally Posted by CallmeGoose
If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .
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should just get a real phone instead of being an elitist with you iPhones!!!
Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?
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before we pass comment, any pics of either you Mum or GF? just for research purposes?
Tommy J
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