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    MUM Leigh McPherson bought a singing toy puppy for her baby daughter - and was horrified when it started swearing.

    The cuddly My Pal Violet turned the air blue when Leigh pressed its paw to trigger its first song.
    It sang: "If you're happy and you know it f*** with me, if you're happy and you know it f**k with me, if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it f*** with me!"

    Leigh, 20, of Banbury, Oxon, said: "I couldn't believe it. I played it back three or four times. There is no mistaking what Violet is saying."
    The single mum, who hoped the £22 toy from Asda would help four-month-old Mia talk, has now contacted the makers. She said: "The toy is American so the voice has a US accent. They say it's actually saying 'bark'. But to anyone in the UK it sounds like the F word. They are sending me another model they say definitely doesn't swear."
    Leigh added: "The biggest problem I've got now is my friends, who all want to play with Violet because they think it's hilarious."
    LeapFrog Toys apologised. A spokeswoman said: "To avoid future voice misinterpretations a new recording is now on the shelves."



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    Default Re: Swear of the dog

    Sorry can you not understand what the the toy said ?

    if your happy and you know it bark with me-i think your a retard man
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    i knew what it said straight away its just someone jumping on the bandwagon for a bit of compo.

    the fat slag will have to do more tricks to get her regal king size and ace lager this time. silly bint.
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    Default Re: Swear of the dog

    sounds like Bark to me too.
    However I dont think you should have a go at 4me2 for it either helpers as he's just doing what he usually does and pasting links to pathetic stories in the news.

    Also I dont think 4me2 will give a flying fuck that you think he's a retard either to be honest.

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    My mrs father has a big snowman that u blow up. And I swear it says "poison candy" instead of "toys and candy", when if plays it's tune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HELPERS View Post
    i think your a retard man
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