Lets hear some of your best Jokes!

[Nibb]

Lionel Richie was born in 1949. What I'm saying is, next year he will be a Commodore who is 64.

[DejaVu]

Oh dear.
First time I've seen this thread and I have loads!!

"Dyslexics to the left of me, fungus to the right, Here I am, stuck in the mildew with you"

"A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes, my dogs don't even own bikes..."

"Not a lot of people know that Robert Palmer's 1986 hit single was actually meant to be a sly dig at Michael Jackson. "You've might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove."

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".

[akimba]

A teacher asks his class of children, if you could change your skin to something else what would it be?
Marie puts her hand up and smugly says “I would change my skin to Gold, as every time I had an itch I would scratch off enough skin for a nice new car”
Toby then puts his hand up and say “Well I would choose Platinum as it is more valuable than Gold so every time I had an itch I would be able to buy a Ferrari”
Little Johnny puts his hand up and says “Well I would change my skin so it is covered in Pubic hair as my sister has only got a really small patch and you should see the cars outside our house!”