Worse thing about memory loss is seeing the videos the next day and thinking " what a piss head "
Worse thing about memory loss is seeing the videos the next day and thinking " what a piss head "
I did the same thing this morning. Wasn't drunk or anything just a lazy cunt.
Been there, no memory from 11pm onwards, apparently after 15 pints of some nasty stuff I passed out in bed, two hours later I got up and pissed for a good while in the corner of the bedroom.
Only thing I remember is waking up with my head in a sink as I didn't make it to the toilet.
i get memory loss every weekend - must be the jbombs.
i've pissed in laundry basket, on a chair, on my mates plant in his living room... not happened for a while though.
worst night on the jbombs was when we had 12 each in the space of about half an hour!
I've done it a few times;
First time i pissed on my router, on the floor in the corner of my room.
Second time i was stopping at my gf's house whilst she lived with her parents, i pissed on my pile of clothes, meaning in the morning she had to ask her Dad if i could borrow some clothes to get home in.
Third time i tried to piss in my wardrobe, but gf caught me and directed me to the toilet.
The situation at gf's parents house was somewhat lightened by the fact that her brother had pissed in their porch once when he was drunk, so the parents understood that accidents happen. Although it has been brought up many times since..
i went out a few weeks ago ,and remember last order in the pub and stepping out of the door to get a curry ! From then on i have no recolection of anything i did ? witch entailed going to the curry house ,ordering 2 meals ,phoned the mrs ,waited for a taxi ,got out of taxi and walked a few hundred yards home ,got home ate my curry ,chatted to the mrs and went to bed ! and i swear i remember none of it !! fucking scary i can tell ya !
Last edited by beaconboy; 6th March 2011 at 02:26 PM. Reason: typo
lets step it up a notch
shat myself a few times when pissed, roughly 3 bottles of red wine is enough to do the damage
Confessing the sins is good for the soul.
Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)
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