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    crazy Do babies have religion?

    Got my census this morning. It seems ridiculous to me that the "householder" has to answer the questions on behalf of everyone in the house, including writing down what religious beliefs a new born, zero day old baby has.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Technical they are whatever religion you say they are. They don't get a choice if you choose to baptise them.

    Conformation of Christianity is done by free will and is why it is done when the person is old enough to understand.

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    Ups the numbers of the religious.

    Most people put down Church of England even though they haven't been to church in 20 years. Just because they happened to have been christened. Again... Ups the numbers of the religious.


    I will definitely be putting Atheist or without religion on my census.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Yep, just refers to the type of indoctrination they will receive.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Has everyone had one of these Census letters? Didnt even open mine and ive binned it, i take it your not supposed to?

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Quote Originally Posted by AxE View Post
    Has everyone had one of these Census letters? Didnt even open mine and ive binned it, i take it your not supposed to?
    LOL, I hope you're kidding. It IS a legal requirement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AxE View Post
    Has everyone had one of these Census letters? Didnt even open mine and ive binned it, i take it your not supposed to?
    You can be fined for not completing it

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    got mine today, havent looked at it yet tho, but children would be whatever you said they were as far as religion is concerned
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Binned mine too as I did the previous one. You can't make me fill out a form as it's against my personal religion.

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    Im pretty sure the religion part its optional on the form

    Sent from my GT-I9000 using Tapatalk

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    You can do it online at http://www.census.gov.uk/

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    Quote Originally Posted by vladivar View Post
    Im pretty sure the religion part its optional on the form

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    It is yes, but it's used to make decisions by the government and local councils. Like whether to build faith schools etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cooleo View Post
    You can do it online at http://www.census.gov.uk/
    You have to have the code from the paper copy so no good if you've binned it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mule View Post
    It is yes, but it's used to make decisions by the government and local councils. Like whether to build faith schools etc.


    Exactly...


    Which is why it's important to put down your true views. If you don't believe in god, don't put Christian down. And don't put JEDI down either....

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    If you don't fill it in the chances are at the very least you will eventually have people coming to your front door bugging you fill it in. If you say you don't have the form, they will produce a new one. They will come back if you say you are busy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mule View Post
    LOL, I hope you're kidding. It IS a legal requirement.
    If it's not sent recorded they haven't got proof it got to you have they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Over carl View Post
    If it's not sent recorded they haven't got proof it got to you have they?
    No, but like I said if they don't receive a response they will send out plebs to come knocking at your door.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    I havent filled out one of these forms for the past 20 odd years, or however long they have been around for.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Maghoo View Post
    I havent filled out one of these forms for the past 20 odd years, or however long they have been around for.
    Every ten years.

    1991, 2001, 2011...

    I'll be marking on ours and for our 20 month old daughter that we have no religion.

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    Default Re: Do babies have religion?

    Suppose i best dig mine out then.

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