technical support

[cybollox]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct
slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.

In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as
Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such
as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs,
and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to
fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is
an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved
Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as
designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery
and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause
Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very
bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running
one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

[EvilBoB]

Good god - is this tripe still doing thr rounds!?!

[crazyal]

Jesus - I remember reading this around when WFWG 3.11 was out.

[Nightstalker]

Sorry chaps, first time for me AND i laughed a lot (does this make me really sad?)

[crazyal]

Sorry chaps, first time for me AND i laughed a lot (does this make me really sad?)

Not at all - but remember, when you buy Crysis 2 it will NOT play good on that 386, even with the TURBO button pressed in.

[cybollox]

i hadnt seen it before now, but i haven't spent the last 25 years stuck in front of a p.c. reading every single thread on every forum.

[Over Carl]

i hadnt seen it before now, but i haven't spent the last 25 years stuck in front of a p.c. reading every single thread on every forum.

No mates that incessantly forward jokes you've already read a million times before?

[cybollox]

not that one Overcarl. But it seems the "norm" that posts get ridiculed if they are "old" or "done the rounds"

[Nightstalker]

Not at all - but remember, when you buy Crysis 2 it will NOT play good on that 386, even with the TURBO button pressed in.

[crazyal]

not that one Overcarl. But it seems the "norm" that posts get ridiculed if they are "old" or "done the rounds"

There's no malice intended chap - I'ts just a bit of light-hearted digging is all.

[bbshark]

There was a few like this and they was funny the first few times. Still funny but not the same.

[cronus71]

Let's wrap this one up, with an almost equally old picture



NEEEEXT!

[EvilBoB]

Sorry chaps, first time for me AND i laughed a lot (does this make me really sad?)

Hehe no worries mate. I still find it amusing.


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