Getting pregnant?

[Anonymous]

We've been married for 5 years and despite all our efforts I can't seem to get my wife pregnant. At first I wasn't sure how it was done, so I asked a few friends and each of them gave me different advice e.g. one told me to plant an apple pip in my wife's belly button and water it every day. Another friend told us to send him 500 pounds so he could pass it on to the baby fairy (which we did, but apparantly the baby fairy did a runner with our money ). Someone else told us that she had to ride me like a cowgirl, so I got her an outfit and she rode me around and around the garden until my back gave in... and she's still not pregnant .

She really wants kids and has threatened to leave me for another man if I cannot get her pregnant. Please help

[chesser]

feckin Det again!

[DejaVu]

According to the OP - Det's not been feckin again.

I can help. What's your wife's mobile number?

[Anonymous]

I can help. What's your wife's mobile number?

Could you give us a quote first? I'm generally very trusting but after the baby fairy ripped us off, I have to be careful.

[Ganty]

Could you give us a quote first? I'm generally very trusting but after the baby fairy ripped us off, I have to be careful.

I can vouch for him. He got my wife pregnant in a matter of seconds.

[BertRoot]

I can provide examples of my sterling ability to produce reasonable examples of the human race. Pay my air fare and you got a deal.

[plug1]

I could help , but I would have to know a few things first , age , weight and rating in the ugly scale . The last one is negotiable , if she's prepared to where a storm trooper mask.

[DJAd]

Cum in her ear hole.

[Nibb]

If I may use a snooker parlance always go for the easy pink and ignore the difficult brown!

[GTI]

I can provide examples of my sterling ability to produce reasonable examples of the human race. Pay my air fare and you got a deal.

Air fare? you cunt, how did you know it was me?

[BertRoot]

Air fare? you cunt, how did you know it was me?

Buhahahahahahahahaha. Womens intuition.

[Detector]

i demand an apology, i feel my good name has been slurred.