40th birthday present ideas please

**steiff1** · 30th March 2011

it's my wifes 40th in august and i'm looking for inspiration with ideas.

I was gonna do a scrapbook of her life til now, but her friend has already started one and tonight asked me for old photos from childhood. so thats out!

i thought tickets to a burlesque show, another friend text me to say he had tickets for her! so thats out too!!

I have paid for her to have a weekend away with friends away from the kids and house etc, and just have fun, but i'm looking for something more!

what have you done for your partners birthdays etc...?? all help appreciated!

**furrry** · 30th March 2011

i done a ferrari experience for my wifes 30th and a helicopter ride over loch lomond for her 40th...she loved both...she slowed down a bit now maybe a zimmer frame for her 50th

**Detector** · 30th March 2011

a long enough rope?

**Northernbloke** · 30th March 2011

Took mine to Dublin for her 40th, stayed in a posh Hotel - got several rounds of drinks bought for us by Eammon Holme's brother in law and sister and then Billy Connolly happened to be staying there and she got his autograph while she was trying to eat brekkie with an almighty hangover and he was sat at the next table. Then took her to get a tattoo done.

Belting weekend all round

**Bodman** · 30th March 2011

I paid for mine to have her eyes lasered....now she can see how ugly her hubby is...lol

**russbeer** · 30th March 2011

Get her 40 presents. They don't have to be big ones though.

Other than that a weekend in New York, Paris,London or Rome? A show, top drawer grub and lots of shopping money.

**tronads** · 31st March 2011

I got wor lass an IPAD for her 40th last year.....she got me a BMX !

**cronus71** · 31st March 2011

40? face-lift, boob-job, liposuction and vaginal tightening. You can get this stuff done pretty cheap in Estonia. Though it's probably cheaper to just get a new wife, unless of course the current one insists on getting half when divorced

Spoiler:

in which case I think a romantic getaway is probably the best idea, it doesn't really matter where you go, as long as it's just the two of you and you pay attention to her. Show her why you wanted to marry her in the first place, and remind her why she chose you, this doesn't cost anything.

**cassy34** · 31st March 2011

What about giving her a dildo based on a moulding of your penis. You should be able to get a hefty reduction on the price.

Alternatively, an eternity ring (if she hasn't got one already).

**steiff1** · 31st March 2011

Originally Posted by cassy34

What about giving her a dildo based on a moulding of your penis. You should be able to get a hefty reduction on the price.

Alternatively, an eternity ring (if she hasn't got one already).

she's got both of those already....

**beaconboy** · 31st March 2011

i recieved a pretty good 40th birthday pressie ....6lb 12oz of blonde hair blue eyed baby

my daughter was born on my 40th ...hmmm but i think its too late for you to get one of those now with it being april tomorrow......so take her away somewhere nice

**russbeer** · 31st March 2011

What kinda stuff does she like? Take her on a cruise if you can afford to or take her to a top nosher somewhere. Have you ever dined on a "tasting menu"? A 7-9 course meal at a michelin starred gaff? Its fuckin amazing and something you will never forget. Best I ever had was my mate Kenny Atkinsons place in the North East. You could do a weekend there, its fuckin awesome! The man can balance a plate of food like no other.
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its also a 5 star hotel and spa so she could have a real luxurious pampering while you have a round of golf (if thats your thing)

You'll thank me!