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    Default Almost had sex with my boss

    We were in my hotel room. She is hot and way out of my league. An offer was made, but I didn't take it.

    On reflection, I'm pretty sure I made the right decision.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    We were in my hotel room. She is hot and way out of my league. An offer was made, but I didn't take it.

    On reflection, I'm pretty sure I made the right decision.
    Homo!! Should have banged her like a drum


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    I'd have fucked her dry filmed it posted it here then made sure I got a pay rise, there are those in life who watch it go by then there are those who grab it by the tits and ride the mofo.
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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    are you married?

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Its better to regret something you did, than something you didnt.

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    you tool sleep ya way to the top, also are you female so it would have been Lesbo action that you could have videoed for DF

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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CallmeGoose View Post
    are you married?
    Yes I'm married.

    Have to admit, I was tempted.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    No good could have come from this getting bawsdeep with the boss is a no no.

    Imagine if Raptor and guns had an affair ffs.

    Oh fuck i'm not anonymous.


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    Good for you for doing the right thing, me I would have fucked her till she gave me my p45

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Yes I'm married.

    Have to admit, I was tempted.
    Any man would probably be tempted mate I would think. Times of temptation in this way is a measure of how much your missus (and kids if you've any) means to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Men View Post
    Good for you for doing the right thing, me I would have fucked her till she gave me my p45
    so about 3 seconds then

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    Quote Originally Posted by burner1 View Post
    Any man would probably be tempted mate I would think. Times of temptation in this way is a measure of how much your missus (and kids if you've any) means to you.
    I shagged everything that moved when i was young lad, never feel the need to cheat on my wife.

    I passed the shagging baton on to my son now


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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    I had a furious wank on the subject, which was pretty good.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northernbloke View Post
    so about 3 seconds then
    Speak for yourself bloke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    We were in my hotel room. She is hot and way out of my league. An offer was made, but I didn't take it.

    On reflection, I'm pretty sure I made the right decision.
    "When i rape you i'll remember to make sure your kneeling facing the television with Fawlty towers on uk gold." - B.I.G.

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    Your lucky czar on a ban or he would be round stretching your back door for this slip up or lack of.


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    Default Re: Almost had sex with my boss

    I think you made the right decision if you hold your wife in any kind of regard. Getting a buzz of being desirable to the slag and going home having a good 5 knuckler is the best way out of the situation. Relief, no sweating and best of all, no guilt.

    PS why did CJ get banned? He's left again by the looks of the members list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    I think you made the right decision if you hold your wife in any kind of regard. Getting a buzz of being desirable to the slag and going home having a good 5 knuckler is the best way out of the situation. Relief, no sweating and best of all, no guilt.

    PS why did CJ get banned? He's left again by the looks of the members list.

    He kept on posting 4me2 pictures of his penis by PM, 4me2 said to him at least if your going to send me these do it with your penis erect, Czar failed the challenge as he could not sustain a boner with him getting old so was promptly banned.


    Just the story i heard dont shoot on the messenger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CallmeGoose View Post
    are you married?
    WTF does that have to do with it!

    oh, wait a minute... your seeing if he has already made bad decissions in the past!


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