I sometimes sit in meetings or working quietly at my desk when random swear words suddenly pop my brain. I then start to wonder what would happen if I shouted "CUNT.. SHIT...FUCK... BOYS"??? These words bounce around in my head and I have to concentrate really hard to supress them, just in case I really do involuntarily scream them out.
I had my bi-weekly 1:1 meeting with my boss yesterday, and I had this immense urge to shout "FUCKING BOLLOCKS" in her face, so for the entire meeting I was sitting there applying the brakes for dear life.
Am I fucked or what?
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