nothing dirty about it, it's just nature at it's finest ;-)
nothing dirty about it, it's just nature at it's finest ;-)
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I was at the tip over the bank holiday getting rid of the usual shite.
There was a hottie there, on her own with a decent set of nellies and as a bloke I naturally had a gander.
She had an armful of rubbish, so being gentlemanly I stepped aside and was greeted with a stony stare as a reward for my gallantry.
Next thing she's hauling out of her car is old breeze blocks, which she was carrying two armed and against her stomach.
This had two marvellous side effects:
1. it pushed her tits together so they looked like two badly parked volkswagons
2. The weight of the block, plus friction against her scoop-necked T-shirt pulled the T-shirt down, so not only were three quarters of her chebs exposed, but also the edges of her aureaolas as well.
The look on her face, as she realised what had happened and what I was staring openly at will live with me for a while
There are a fare share of Russian hotties where I work and one day one of them was printing a lot of stuff on the printer in our department which is opposite me.
This particular bird is about 5' 11" and legs up to her armpits and as it's getting warm here she had a shortish skirt on with no tights...
I was oggling her for around 20 seconds before she turned to ask me something. Completely busted. I just stared at her with my mouth open and then blurted out, "Oh fuck it, your legs are amazing."
She laughed and I was off the hook!
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
Great story
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